This is Hammy. He's one of my parents' dogs. They have three. They really could spare Hammy. He told me he wants to come to Michigan. He is neurotic and lovable. We are kindred spirits. He gets me. I get him. We bond over our mutual anxieties. My mom thinks he'd drive me crazy. I'm already there. No biggie for me. Hammy wants to come to Michigan damn it, I know it!
I mean, look we've already enjoyed family walks. It's okay Hammy, I still have your leash. I've been trying to come up with ways to sneak off with Hammy, but sneaking off with 100 pounds of fluff is kind of hard. Here are some of the disguises I've come up with.
No, mom that is not Hammy that's our new cat, Snickers!
Argggghhh, shiver me timbers the name is One Eyed Willie, I'm not sure, ummm who's Hammy?